Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!
Remember these mottos to live by:
- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!'
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cakes.
- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
- I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
- I'm not going to vacuum until Dyson makes one you can ride on.
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!
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